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 Funny Sayings {5} 

1. Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that people who have the most live the longest.
2. When life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic.
3. Children in the back seat cause accidents, accidents in the back seat cause children!
4. I’d like to help you out today. Which way did you come in?
5. You never truly understand something until you can explain it to your grandmother.
6. Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognise a mistake when you make it again.
7. You can't have everything, where would you put it?
8. Don't you wish they made a clap on clap off device for some peoples mouths?
9. If your parents never had children, chances are you won't either.
10. If people are talking behind your back, then just fart.