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 Funny Sayings {4}

1. Quantity is what you count, quality is what you count on.
2. The road to success is always under construction.
3. When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets.
4. If you can't see the bright side of life, polish the dull side.
5. If you can’t live without me, why aren’t you dead yet?
6. Don't tell me the sky is the limit when there are footprints on the moon.
7. I don’t suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.
8. I get enough exercise pushing my luck.
9. Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep.
10. God created the world, everything else is made in China.