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 Funny Sayings {3}

1. Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.
2. You're born free, then you're taxed to death.
3. The best part of going to work is coming back home at the end of the day.
4. A cookie a day keeps the sadness away. An entire jar of cookies a day brings it back.
5. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
6. I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn’t work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
7. Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.
8. If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of bank payments.
9. Money can’t buy happiness, but it sure makes misery easier to live with.
10. If you do a job too well, you’ll get stuck with it.